Moonie: “Knock knock!”

You: “Who’s there?”

Moonie: “Banana.”

You: “Banana who?”

Moonie: “Knock knock!”

You: “Who’s there?”

Moonie: “Banana.”

You: “Banana who?”

Moonie: “Knock knock!”

You: (sigh) “Who’s there.”

Moonie: “Orange.”

You: “Orange who?”

Moonie: “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”