Moonie discovered today that when the kitty is hot – and it’s 90 degrees in our apartment – she doesn’t care what he does. Which for him was the perfect opportunity to approach her with a kitty-themed knock-knock joke.

Moonie: “Knock knock!”
Kitty: zzzzz
Moonie: “Knock knock!”
Kitty: zzzzz
Moonie: “Kitty, you’re supposed to ask who’s there?”
Me: “I think kitty is too hot and tired to play.”
Moonie: “Knock knock!”
Kitty: zzzzz
Moonie: “Knock knock!”
Kitty: zzzzz
Moonie, undeterred: “Knock knock!”
Me: “Who’s there, Moonie?”
Moonie: “Claws!”
Me: “Claws who?”
Moonie: “Claws that door, it’s hot in here!” (bursts into laughter)
Kitty: zzzzz