Uh oh.
Moonie and I ran into the po-po, and it turns out there are several warrants out on him.

We tried to say it was a case of mistaken identity – as hard as this is to believe, he’s not the only naked 3-inch doll with pink hair in Rhode Island – but they weren’t having it.

He was arrested by a no-nonsense officer.

Luckily, his little arms were way too small for the cuffs, and the police agreed to let him go with a warning if he’d promise to behave in the future.

Moonie promised–although I thought I saw him crossing his teeny little fingers behind his back.
And was that a wink in his little amber eye?

(Thanks to the Providence Police Department for being good sports!)