Moonie: “Why did the turkey get in trouble?”
You: “Why?”
Moonie: “He used FOWL language!”

Moonie: “Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?”
You: “Why?”
Moonie: “It had 24 carrots!”

Moonie: “Why did the turkey join the band?”
You: “Why?”
Moonie: “‘Cause he had drumsticks!”

Moonie: “What kind of music did the pilgrims like?”
You: “What?”
Moonie: “Plymouth Rock!”

Moonie: “Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?”
You: “Who?”
Moonie: “The turkey – ’cause he’s already stuffed!”

Moonie: “Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?”
You: “Why?”
Moonie: “‘Cause they wear their belt buckles on their hats!”

Moonie: “What do you wear on Thanksgiving?”
You: “What?”
Moonie: “A har-VEST!”

Moonie: “Why’d the turkey cross the road?”
You: “Why?”
Moonie: “‘Cause it was the chicken’s day off!”

Moonie: “What do you get when you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter?”
You: “What?”
Moonie: “Pumpkin pi!”

Luckily, folks, I think the nude little dude has finally run out of Thanksgiving jokes. But he wanted me to send a special message from him to all of you – that he hopes you and yours have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

After all, how could Moonie not love a day devoted to being with people you love – whether family or friends – and eating too much food?